I was not invited back

You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

(Source: fionagoddess)

This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
Fuck the skinny bitches! Fuck the skinny bitches in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the muthafuckin’ club
Fuck you if you skinny bitches, what?! Kyuh

—Sylvia Plath (via mossycoat)

(Source: incorrectsylviaplathquotes, via 041)

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

(via definitiveblonde)

disneylawyer:

"Hi I’m Joseph Stalin and I nominate Leon Trotsky for the CCCP ice pick challenge!"

(via jonnyathan)

iverbz:

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift

(Source: wispygirl, via emmythenotsogreat)